The following post is mostly july 4th, a full guide to the snippets of time used in this post can be found at the central office.
Super nice day the fourth. Shuttle finally went off, I missed it cause at the time someone told me I could have as much root beer as I wanted and the cooler was inside ya’know? Go science team #1! Safe return OK?
I called the temporary job agency for dropouts and crackheads (of which I neither) and got an eleven hour job working for a fireworks store on the fourth of July. When I pieced this idea together in my head it sounder utterly ridiculous so I immediately put on my hat and left without showering because no one at the job agency cares about anything ever.
This is the desk at the temporary job agency, the animal pictures are to distract you from your cracklessness.
Here is the fireworks store interior. When I arrived I met up with J who taught me how to put fireworks on a shelf. J probably had a certificate or something in Thugonomy.
Everything in the store was buy one get another identical item for .99USD. EVERYTHING. Its not a good deal though because every single item is double that of which is down the road from you presently. Best seller is called GOLIATH $220.
This is just what it looks like. The store fed me lunch and dinner and put on a “$10,000 fireworks display” for everyones enjoyment. The owner of the entire chain of stores was there and after talking with him he offered me a job setting up their new point of sale equipment so thats good for me.
These signs are all over town. They say “Fireworks Illegal in city limits, Confiscation / $200 Fine”
I made $71.55USD with taxes taken in 11 hours. All I can hear is money burning.
