gary schmitt, who was found smuggling sattelite mounted laser into air force audit agency, was caught today by dwayne o. andreas. this is a severe set back in their plans, as they had planned to next attack uss nebraska ssbn-739 with improvised explosive devices, unless they were paid quickly with polish zlotych.

I’m on the internet.

 

famous bowl 0day for diy

U.K. EMO METAL POPTART BLAST

Bullet For My Valentine – Listen to them free @ The Myspace

Wait.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘ARE YOU KIDDING?’ IM DOING THIS IN THE NAME OF DELICIOUSNESS!

BLUNT REVIEW: PHILLIES Pina Colada

apt-get stoned!

I went to the “Beach Food Store” to obtain smokables today and I saw Pina Colada box of phillies blunts unopened on the cigar shelf, figuring they must be new I made my selection.

This is what the PHILLIES Pina Colada blunt looks like when it is rolled by me.

At first I mistook this blunt for a Coconut PHILLIES, with its similar aroma it is an easy mistake to make. Upon closer inspection using tactic of smell and taste there is a pronounced funkyness in the addition of pineapple mixed with the neutral earthyness of your herbal filling. This is a definite plus over the coconut type in my opinion. I have nothing to exclaim about or point out for this blunt other than the addition of pineapple adds an exotic funkyness to your smoking enjoyment, and that it is better than just coconut.

3.7/5

I waited until now to try nutella.

BUY NUTELLA, KOBE’S GONE BUT THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_North_American_heat_wave

water temperatures are low right now, the water is cold and feels refreshing in contrast to the burning sun condition.

Heres what I’m listening to free for you cause were gonna die.

Make sure your speakers don’t suck, awesome drums.

All That Remains – This Calling

Facts:

- Worldwide, the spread outsells all brands of peanut butter combined.

- In Italy, Nutella has become a cultural and social phenomenon.

- Mixing it with whipped cream creates a filling for cakes and pastries.

Interesting (not more) food information.

Hair Soy Sauce (please let me know where to buy this)

Plumpy Nut

mother mary had a man who healed with pleasing hands, millions of boys… stay dead.

GO GO GOLDEN BO-OYS YOU'VE GOT YOUR WARPED TOURS!

I got my ticket today at THE MALL how convenient! The dude who sold it to me had huge ear guages and was real apathetic and slow, I guess his ears hurt ;( I saw the Miss Murder video by AFI on a plasma screen while walking to my destination and a group of young kids ran up pressing their foreheads against it singing along to the gothic lyrics, this made me happy. I wish I would have taken a picture. Oh ya and the red cross is a pyramid scheme propagated by dracula and ron popeil (most likely founded in 1777).

FISHLIPS – Restaurant review!

I have been wanting to eat fish and chips here for a month because I heard they were good from an unexplainable voice that come from nowhere? I have had 1 less than satisfactory dining experience here before but for some reason the voice insisted and I have a feeling it might have resorted to threats but thankfully it didn't get that far.

I was lunching with Mother and Father so we ordered appetizers. Theses are the 'Grouper fingers' which should not be confused with fish sticks. Grouper fingers taste delicious! they are made with a uniquely crunchy/chewy batter that defies deep fried physics in which I am an expert. We also had garlic hot wings but they were only adverage (4/10 I would say) and the picture I took of them was good but their presentation was horrible so thats not allowed here.

I ordered the fish and chips without looking at the menu because I didn't want to confuse myself.

This is what Fishlips fish and chips looks like, most of the chips are hidden under the fish which is 2.4 times larger than my right hand. The fish tastes AMAZING! I usually find it hard to find fish and chips with sufficient crispiness which is the main factor I consider when dining on deep fried fish, but this fish tasted great and was *very* crispy. The chips were also sufficiently crispy which satisfied me to the point of ignoring the unacceptably wilted cole slaw (Fishlips has a problem with keeping their produce fresh and this is the key to every bad experience I have had here). I loved this dish and I will eat it again as soon as I can afford to, at 10.99USD this is like the fourth most expensive lunch I've ever had.

Here is a photo taken from my seat on the restaurants outdoor deck which is up three stories. A beautifully industrial sight if such a thing can be said.

heres the total for 3 people waterfront dining, the waiter Jamin C also had huge ear guages.

How can you be mad about bad coleslaw on a day like this? Give them a shot if you love crispy fish!

Later I went surfing. Life is good.

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I watched a documentary on raising your kids veagan… Damn those kids are white.

Heres what I'm listening to. Free for you because I'm going to WARPED TOUR.

NOFX – Seeing Double at The Triple Rock (video)

NOFX – 100 Times Fuckeder (mp3)

NOFX has always rocked hard, you can keep these files for free (as usual on this site). I'd much rather let you listen to NOFX – I'm going to Hell For This One, which talks about Jesus coming back, drinking a million beers, and kicking mel gibsons ass, but it just wouldn't be legal. BUY YOUR DAMN TICKETS!

"I like Chinese culture, Chinese food and above all Chinese women." WORD UP TO THAT LOL. Oh ya he's right about space to.

Tuna Review!

This is a can of my favorite tuna. It's called Genova Tonno Premium Yellowfin Tuna. It is a Yellowfin Tuna not Albacore like the more adverage kinds with pyrophosphate in it. I love Yellowfin Tuna and is one of my favorite fish but it makes me feel like I chewed on a thermostat or lost a rectal thermometer. (not the case with this particular canned product but I do get this when I eat sushi maybe its aids or something I dont know im not stephen hawking)

This is what Genova Tonno canned Tuna looks like. Notice the fish pattern that is retained even after canning and uncanning.

Genova Tonno Tuna Tastes Great! I usually prefer a tuna canned in vegitable broth but the olive oil that is in this canned product adds a salty taste that can't be beat. Mainly the taste is of cooked tuna which is tasty on bread in the form of a sandwhich or combined with vegetables in a wrap. I won't discuss how I ate the tuna as this is a secret.

Manatees are cute I didn't see any at the park, except for this one that was apparently stuffed and mounted by the city of cape canaveral. Look kids!

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Marlins and what it means to be poor

I surfed today and completely ripped shit up, the water was extra salty. Restaurant review follows.

After staying in the water for 4 hours with no breaks I needed to get my favorite meal ever in a location where I could reflect on my surfing and how awesome I am. What better place than the Cocoa Beach pier…

On my way to chicken after surfing.

Inside of the Restaurant Marlins on the Cocoa Beach pier. (not the first restaurant and not the hotdog stand, go all the way down just before the tiki bar)

This place is always packed with people who are willing to pay 10USD for chicken wings and tourists when in season. I decided to come here because you can watch the best surfers in cocoa beach in their natural habitat while you eat.

My seat. (the best seat)

I had 12USD in my pocket and I wanted chicken tenders which is my favorite meal since I was like 6. After noticeing that 3 chicken tenders, a handful of *seasoned* french style fries, and a dill pickel was $10 I asked the waiter if maybe I could pay in cash and put the rest on my card because im poor. I really said that and that is the key to why I had such a great meal because my handsome latin waiter named RICARDO R must have taken what I said literally because he offered me the kids meal version of what I wanted (the chicken tender captains platter). It turns out, according to Ricardo the kids meal is absolutely no different from the ten dollar "platter" which is actually a basket anyway (no plates involved) and is exactly five whole dollars cheaper so I went with his suggestion. After taking my order Ricardo R brought me a cola without taking my drink order which was ok with me even though I don't drink cola. (I had my own drink anyway)

This is what the chicken tender kids meal looks like.
I was very dissapointed at how the chicken tender basket looked at first. Ricardo later admitted that the regular version comes with 'one extra chicken' (a whole chicken!??!no) but since there was such a price difference I didn't send it back.

Marlins chicken tenders taste amazing! This is high quality chicken product made from non frozen chicken which I later confirmed with the guy behind the bar who probably lied. The *seasoned* fries were also very good but what made this meal extra delicious was the honey mustard sauce that is also included. The pickel was just a pickel.

This is the view out of the window directly to the left. I only saw a couple of surfers but my camera can't capture the awesomeness anyway.

5.29USD you can't beat that at such a nice location. Notice there was no charge for the two colas I had.

After I paid, Ricardo offered me a bowl of clam chowder which was a very nice gesture but I declined because I thought I was satisfied, however at the time of this post I am wishing I would have accepted because this was a meager portion and I'm thinking about hitting the drive-thru or throwing a london broil in the oven.

I found this to be an odd dining experience but I enjoyed it greatly because they had the world cup in high definition and my food came in 7 minutes. Another odd thing is that even though I said I was 'poor' and all I walked in with a $2+ energy beverage taking pictures with a pocket pc wtf.

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