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WELL, 5TH SPECIAL FORCES GROUP, AND MUSLIM SHIITE, OR DIGITIZING OSCILLOSCOPE, DECAPITATES AT OFFICE OF STRATEGIC SERVICES OR AIR FORCE COMMUNICATIONS, ATTACKS WITH BUNKER BUSTER AND MINUTEMAN II

in conclusion, david icke, and 5th special forces group, like block 30 configuration aircraft, slamdunk at defense advanced research projects agency or johnson space center, flash with titan ii and gbu-39

also

tropical storm? SURF!

OMFG GO HERE NOW! http://www.com-staff.com/game/comcard.html Great for passing time at work!

Store brand pudding doesn’t cut it, I have high cholesterol.

STS-121 Reentry Video
This is a beautiful video taken from a camera mounted on the solid rocket booster used to launch the US space shuttle, I’ve had it for quite a while now but due to technology failure I am only now posting it. (thanks for the 0day fire-eyes) The video starts at the launchpad goes until separation and ends when the booster lands in the Atlantic ocean. Notice after separation; how you can see the sun, earth, and shuttle from the perspective of the srb.

I was exploring the sheraton hotel when I went to go get surf wax at the connected surf shop and found the ‘longboard room’ on the 4th floor.

nothing seems to be working properly…. nevermind finish later.

ZzZzzZzZzzz…..

Jesus? you know, the free cracker guy?

Humidity:

84%

Wind Speed:

13 MPH

Wind Direction:

SE (130°)

Gusts:

0 MPH

Barometer:

30.15 in.

Dewpoint:

73°F

Heat Index:

82°F

Wind Chill:

79°F

Visibility:

7 mi

 

79°F

AUCTION BO;NAN`ZA I’m going to be auctioning on the popular site off stuff that is wires and electronic devices heres the big picture  

 

 

 

everything in the grey box got thrown in there for being deemed useless by me but the box is filled with things that anyone would like. THIS BOX IS $5 and you will totally like the wires and stuff!

Im keeping the audio and ribbon cables everything is 5USD and the beige rectangle is mine, you even get free box (box may be different from those in picture please contact the central office for details) if you want to snag this great secret agent shit before it hits yabe.cmh leave me a comment with the url to your website or if you don’t have a website a list of your accomplishments in pdf kthx 

 

 

 

You should seriously just wait for the auction, C4US3 J00 0BPHIOU5LY DR4ANK T00 MUCH L1Q0UR WIFT G0LD FL4KES N`SHIT AN NOW Y0 HAFF ANANYURISM

 

every; thing is happy shining good style, i fell down the stairs so hard sad left me for eternity

So I decided to check out the ‘MENS LOUNGE’ at the “FINE ARTS” building right?

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMNED COCKTAILS AND POKER?!?!? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S THROUGH A HOLE IN THE 3rd STALL CAUSE ILL CUT YOU.

CAUTION: SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS

The following post is mostly july 4th, a full guide to the snippets of time used in this post can be found at the central office.

Super nice day the fourth. Shuttle finally went off, I missed it cause at the time someone told me I could have as much root beer as I wanted and the cooler was inside ya’know? Go science team #1! Safe return OK?

I called the temporary job agency for dropouts and crackheads (of which I neither) and got an eleven hour job working for a fireworks store on the fourth of July. When I pieced this idea together in my head it sounder utterly ridiculous so I immediately put on my hat and left without showering because no one at the job agency cares about anything ever.

This is the desk at the temporary job agency, the animal pictures are to distract you from your cracklessness.

Here is the fireworks store interior. When I arrived I met up with J who taught me how to put fireworks on a shelf. J probably had a certificate or something in Thugonomy.

Everything in the store was buy one get another identical item for .99USD. EVERYTHING. Its not a good deal though because every single item is double that of which is down the road from you presently. Best seller is called GOLIATH $220.

This is just what it looks like. The store fed me lunch and dinner and put on a “$10,000 fireworks display” for everyones enjoyment. The owner of the entire chain of stores was there and after talking with him he offered me a job setting up their new point of sale equipment so thats good for me.

These signs are all over town. They say “Fireworks Illegal in city limits, Confiscation / $200 Fine”

I made $71.55USD with taxes taken in 11 hours. All I can hear is money burning.

Ground Fault

I have a really great post for today but my laptop is not working.

According to books, Mohammed Ally Msalam Thor jihads nitrocellulose suicides thus first lady at Chief of naval operations and BUNKER BUSTER plz kthx

According to the label, this cola is LEADED.

I am looking to purchase the SWORD OF ALLAH I am willing to pay with the Silver Madonna of St. Francais or German Ostmarks Lou Dobbs said we can use Mohamed Al Fayad as the middleman but I think he might have been drunk.

4RE J00 R3ADY?!?!?@#$